Korialstrasz the prime consort of the Dragonqueen and the Dragonqueen Alexstrasza
Saved by: Hulk
Best friend: Thor
Lover: Loki (YES YES)
Cockblocked by: Iron Man (DAMMIT TONY)
Enemy: Hawkeye
Killed By: Black Widow
Saved by: Captain America
Best friend: Thor
Lover: Loki
And the last three are all Captain America
come on dude
really now
Saved by: Hawkeye
Best Friend: Ironman
Lover: Loki
Cockblocked by: Black Widow
Enemy: Black Widow
Killed by: Captain America
I AM REALLY OKAY WITH THIS
clearly tony was jelly
hawkeye<3<geromy
also why thor why
Saved by: Ironman
Best Friend: Captain America
Lover: Loki
Cockblocked by: Thor *gigglesnort*
Enemy: The Hulk
Killed by: Loki…you win some you lose some. ajlsdhlska
Saved by: Loki (clearly I have something he wants)
Best Friend: Thor.
Lover: Loki
Cockblocking bitch: Black Widow
Enemy: Iron Man
Killed by: Hulk
Saved by:Hawkeye
Best Friend: Loki….whut?
Lover: Iron Ma-adshfkljas TONY FUCKING STARK
Cockblocked by: Loki….cause he wants in his pants too?
Enemy: Black Widow…wtf
Killed by: Loki….ajdkhsfljk REALLY?!
(Source: happy-lace)
expbaronline: Black Widow (The Avengers cocktail)
Ingredients:
1 oz. Vodka
.75 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. grenadine
ColaDirections:
- Pour the first three ingredients in a high ball or pint glass over ice
- Fill with cola of choice
- Stir gently
Note from the creators: “The black widow, Natasha Romanof, Russian born agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. What better way to encapsulate this Russian femme fetale than a sweet smooth variant on the Black Russian. This drink is smooth, sweet, and has just the hint of coffee flavour you’d want from a Kahlua drink.”
Drink created and photographed by EXPBarOnline.
expbaronline: The Avengers Shot Challenge
Ingredients:
Captain America-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Blueberry schnappsIron Man-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Black Heart spiced rumThor-
Wild Turkey American Honey
Citrus VodkaHawkeye-
Grape Pucker
Captain Morgan: TattooThe Hulk:
Grape Pucker
Absinthe (NV Absinthe Verte used)Directions: For all shots, layer the ingredients in the order given (except for Thor, which should be stirred). If all the ingredients are chilled, it should be very easy to layer them.
A note from the creators and the ‘shot challenge’ explanation:
Happy Avengers Day one and all!! So the trick here is they get stronger the further you go down the list. We have the order very carefully placed and drinks carefully crafted to embody the heroes. We are using the movie universe avengers even though we are aware they were not the first avengers.
Captain America:
Doctor erskine was going to share blueberry schnapps with him, but he couldn’t have it. Also due to the advanced tissues on his organs he can’t get drunk, hence this shot is the weakest.
Iron man:
Tony stark has battled on and off with alcoholism so his tolerance for alcohol is high hence the high proof rum, yet he tries to not drink hence the grenadine to dilute the alcohol.
Thor:
He is a god. He drinks after battle and can handle his alcohol, yet human alcohol seems to affect him more hence he is the middle.
Hawkeye:
Just a normal human with unbelievable accuracy with all fire arms, bow being his weapon of choice. (p.s. Unlike the trailers we here at EXPbaronline do support Hawkeye and think he is bad ass)
Hulk:
He’s the Hulk, and as he so eloquently has stated in the past, “HULK AM THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!” hence he is last.
So there you have it the avengers shot challenge. Enjoy.
Spcial thanks to Alex Stephenson this week for his amazing art for the avengers shots. Check out his hilarious web comic Narcolepsy inc.
Congrats to EXPbaronline on creating this great looking shot series! If you’re still hungry for more Avengers drinks, don’t forget about Black Widow’s cocktail. Remember, always be responsible while drinking.
A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
I like the aesthetic picture!!! It’s adorable
allofthesquishessghsdgsdgssfas
I have the squishes. :>
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character
Female Joey actually looks amazing?????????
Oh my god these are so cute.
They look better as females to be honest. *SHOT*FAVORITE YGO GENDERBENDS
HNNNNGH
oh boy does this bring back memories.
(Source: super-civil)
Dear revenge journal,
Once again Jade refuses to admit that he has feelings for me!
